Wednesday, September 29, 2010
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Okay. Updating for today. Sorry for not posting for so long.
So I'm gonna so the Never get pissed off again in your life.
If you know me well, I don't go angry, ever. Unless you serious me annoy my like hell. And somebody is seriously getting onto my nerves. And if you are reading this I hope you know who the fuck you are.
Okey. Let's go back to my post.
So today I was walking back home and there was this cycling guy cycled pass mr and knocked me.
In that split second I wanted to actually blow off and shout fuckyou
At that point you may think that he's a jerk . But to think it the other way round, he's childrens are probably sick or his mother fell down. And that could be the reason why he's rushing.
Well he MIGHT be a jerk but the think about it the other way. It might it different. And he might also be filial cause his mother fell down and rushing back home to bring her to the doctor.
So ya. That's the way that I mostly solve my anger with.
Kthxbaii
TouchAsManyPeopleAsYouCan
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11:42 PM
Friday, September 10, 2010
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HARROOO.
I thought of what to post today. Supah hilarious :D
Its about DAWN YANG. *cough* Plasticilla .
Her Photoskills. ''walao eh, CANNOT LARH'' . ''Tahbuleh Tahan Bodoh!''
Okay so. lets GET TO IT.
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Picture Error 1.
See the error?!
LOOK CLOSERRRRRRR
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.LET ME ZOOM IN FOR YOU.
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SEE IT?!
For retarded peeps out there. IMA ZOOM IN A LOT MORE.
For stewpid people , its actually the tehteh larh .
See hao the boob's shadow actually do pass the arm but still is there?!
I mean hello physics okay? i drawn a red line for the arm line.
AND THEN. OTHER MAJOR COCKUP IS.
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NOW HER BOOB'S SHADOW MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPEARRED! WOW.
Pls larh. Dawn Yang. Photoshop also photoshop nicely mah.
You photoshop until like that. Very xiasuay to us Photoshopper lehh.
Picture Error 2.
Miss Dawn Yang, AINT YOUR EYES BIG ENOUGH? . Went for Plastic Surgery to make big and still want to photoshop bigger. NB. greedy until like that.
Now you look like ET from outer space or some LGM.
p/s LGM = Little Green Man.
And Pls. Look at the Shoulder.
Your shoulder not enough cartirage arh? . Why only So little space.
want boob lift also not like that right? .
Freak.
Picture Error 3.
Why her boob so undefine 1. Doesnt she know that after Liquifying must sharpen? Even if you sharpen .it will also look fake. cause the below iss distorted in.
And why she look like she only got 1 boob?
Look so distorted.
Picture Error 4.
See it?
Zoom zoom time :D
Im having so much fun humiliating her.
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Her friend must be so disappointed in her . Cause all she wanted was to hide the fats of her tummy.
But neglected her friend's arm and photoshopped it like shit.
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She look like shes in a lot of pain sucking your tummy back. I mean shes in a party. Should be relaxing what. Why her shoulders raise until so high? Haiz...
Ms Dawn Yang a.k.a Plasticilla a.k.a Cant-photoshop-a-shit freak ;D
You're welcome that i made your laugh.
HumilateIsMyJob
@JonathanRAWRR
11:56 PM
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Okay. Its like 4am in the morning. Im just gonna make a updating post and a bit of rambling .
NO THIS BLOG ISNT DEAD. -.- ( only the tagboard is ) .
My phone is running out of battery . out of content :D
This post is about like how people wanna make their blogs private and only make the people that they want them to read.
I mean like i get that you want privacy but if you just want some people to read your blog , How can you get famous ? AT LEAST I WANNA GET FAMOUS OKAY? ( AT LEAST I ADMIT IT ) .
If you like want to make your blog private , what for making a blog when only like 5 people could read it. Might as well dont post.
Then when other people is like very freaking enthu to read your blog, then when they see that you made it private, its fucking annoying lorh.
That didnt just happened to me once okay?! Then if you want to read, still need to send a email. And you meet people like me which NEVER even bother to open a mail before how? WHAT IF ITS A LIFE AND DEATH MATTER?
Please larh, use a little bit of brains for the people out there using the ''I-like-private-blogs-because-i-just-want-my-bffs-to-read-it'' method .
And if you seriously need to use, like you post some dirty pictures of yourself and shit and you want to hide it.
Please dont make it official to your friends , cause its fucking frustrating to go thru all the procedures to actually be invited to read
SO FUCKING STOP USING IT
Okay . DONE
HighTeaEveryDay
@JonathanRAWRR
12:57 AM
Sunday, September 5, 2010
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I'm just gonna lay on my bed posting with my phone talk about some things that other people keeps on saying .
sometimes when I take a cab, the cb cab driver would say things like "wha! you're so young and you already know how to take taxis, does your parents allow you to?"
Normally I would reply it with a smile and say ya , but today a cab driver actually asked me if I had money to pay for the cab trip! ( I was going from Tampines to Bugis , $38++ )
I freaking replied " if I didn't have money , you wouldn't have your salary"
that uncle looked at me and got silence .
then he tries to talk to me ( some cab drivers are like this cos they sit in a car and supposingly they have no one to talk to and could only listen to radio)
Let's get back to the uncle . he tries to talk to me saying that I wear contactlens . I say thank you , and then he goes on asking how much did I buy it for .
WTFBBQ AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL HIM EVERY THING ?
I ignored him trying to act like the music in my mp3 was blasting my ear.
Okay I'm done
6:19 AM
Saturday, September 4, 2010
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I'm just gonna lay on my bed posting with my phone talk about some things that other people keeps on saying .
sometimes when I take a cab, the cb cab driver would say things like "wha! you're so young and you already know how to take taxis, does your parents allow you to?"
Normally I would reply it with a smile and say ya , but today a cab driver actually asked me if I had money to pay for the cab trip! ( I was going from Tampines to Bugis , $38++ )
I freaking replied " if I didn't have money , you wouldn't have your salary"
that uncle looked at me and got silence .
then he tries to talk to me ( some cab drivers are like this cos they sit in a car and supposingly they have no one to talk to and could only listen to radio)
Let's get back to the uncle . he tries to talk to me saying that I wear contactlens . I say thank you , and then he goes on asking how much did I buy it for .
WTFBBQ AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL HIM EVERY THING ?
I ignored him trying to act like the music in my mp3 was blasting my ear.
Okay I'm done
10:35 PM